My list thing of memories or something
List of funny things/weird/everything in between
- when i bought a crunchy and realised i don’t like crunchies because they are shit.
- The day i was in the park with a over weight chav and she named a hedge hog after me and tried to get it pissed.
-when my step brother stabbed me with a butter knife
-when i was like 6 i forged a fake fun run sponsorship sheet and collected money from generous families around the beautiful town known as rochdale. I then spent all the money on Pokemon pogs.
- falling over a fence trying to prove i wouldnt fall over a fence
- drink like half of a old mans private wine collection at some random persons party.
- egging my nanas cat with my cousin
- blackmailing a small person with a shoe
- watching jamie be drunk and fall down hills, punch stuff and shout about how he doesn’t need various cosmetic products.
- listening to jamie say the same three sentences on loop for about a hour
- Various tom byatt stories
- being almost eaten by a horse
- being walloped by a fat ladies boob while on holiday
- discovering brand new, telling jamie about them listening to him say they are shit. around 2 months later jamie recommends brand new to me claiming they are amazing.
- listening to jamie deny the above happened
- watching heather crush a weird spider bird thing.
- watching jamie crush a normal bird thing
(to be continued sometime later)