My list thing of memories or something

List of funny things/weird/everything in between

- when i bought a crunchy and realised i don’t like crunchies because they are shit.

- The day i was in the park with a over weight chav and she named a hedge hog after me and tried to get it pissed. 

-when my step brother stabbed me with a butter knife 

-when i was like 6 i forged a fake fun run sponsorship sheet and collected money from generous families around the beautiful town known as rochdale. I then spent all the money on Pokemon pogs. 

- falling over a fence trying to prove i wouldnt fall over a fence 

- drink like half of a old mans private wine collection at some random persons party.

- egging my nanas cat with my cousin 

- blackmailing a small person with a shoe 

- watching jamie be drunk and fall down hills, punch stuff and shout about how he doesn’t need various cosmetic products.

- listening to jamie say the same three sentences on loop for about a hour 

- Various tom byatt stories

- being almost eaten by a horse 

- being walloped by a fat ladies boob while on holiday 

- discovering brand new, telling jamie about them listening to him say they are shit. around 2 months later jamie recommends brand new to me claiming they are amazing.

- listening to jamie deny the above happened

- watching heather crush a weird spider bird thing.

- watching jamie crush a normal bird thing

(to be continued sometime later)